The Lidl tribe

It is the opening of a new Lidl-market in Turku today and people go CRAZY. There are a certain sort of Lidl-people that you only see in Lidl and never anywhere else, in fact they are a more developed form of pudding that evolved from the Yofrutta Fruit King and were raised next to the Solevita fruit juice piles.
When they face the outside world they can´t handle it, and they rush into Lidl soon again to stock puddings, sausage, cheese and Freeway soda. Somehow they were taught that Lidl is always cheaper, and when they see the prices they go nuts, especially if they arrive in large groups, cause the group makes the reaction collectively stronger.