White Nights

Woke up in the middle of the night and saw this in my window.
My favourite time of the year is here. The time of the White Nights! The time of sweet insomnia!

Jetlagged after Copenhagen or one hour - what a strain!

If you sometimes by mistake happen to look at your life from another person´s perspective, it might look more fun again. But unfortunately, mostly you´re trapped in your own body and are forced to walk around thinking your own thoughts, and they usually make you neither happy nor smart.




Running hurts but the after effect is kinda nice. Either you eat cakes all day long and look like shit but feel happy or you run once in a while and eat those cakes and the cakes disappear and you look kinda good, but are you happy?
Does this make any sense? Of course not. Give me a job, please.

Enough rubbish.
Tillbaka i byhålan efter en veckas småsvirande i Köpenhamn och Malmö. Kom fram till att jag kunde flytta ner dit närsomhelst igen, för att jag bara trivs så förbannat bra där! Det är som ett andra hem för mig, och det där med att jag pratar danska bättre än finska kanske har en viss betydelse, vem vet.
I alla fall, det var vackert i Köpenhamn. Och allt var lite underligt, eftersom jag hälsade på gamla goda vänner samtidigt som jag var där med en som det var meningen att jag skulle vara kär i. Nu ska jag inte gå in på detaljer, men det blir ju så lätt så! Jag spelade lite apa fast jag inte ens var full och det var inte så lyckat. Fransmännen tittade oförstående på mig och så blev allt lite svårt och odefinierbart.
Kan man få jetlag efter att ha varit i Köpenhamn? Isåfall har jag det nu.



Eftersom jag har varit borta har det som vanligt hänt EN MASSA
Ryssland vann eurovisionen! Jeee! Skitmusik som vinner, I love it. Finnar som blir sura och får mindervärdighetskomplex, give me more!!! Finland sämst av de nordiska bidragen, hurra hurra hurra! Ska dom lära sig nu att heavy inte funkar tre år i rad? Vad hände med Finland som ett land som kommer med "nyskapande bidrag?" INGENTING! För det hände aldrig! Lordi var en slump. Muahhahahahahaha. Hejdå skitfinland.
Hej Morten Suurballe.

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A place for friends my ass

Extrance of childhood, entrance of youth (at 27)

Don´t hair

Twain was wrong

....and lots of lots of more hilariously funny stuff here

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I just don´t get this fellow

What does one mean when one stick his tongue out like that?
He could mean like ANYTHING!
People write like "so let´s see" and that smilie
or "I think the weather is good today" and that smilie
or
"I could spank you right now" and this smilie
or anything
or anything
but what does he mean?
I want to ERASE him cause I don´t understand him.

I met myself today

I talked to myself today. Well yes, she had another name and was seven years younger than me, but she could have been me.
It was kind of a young author who has just won a price. She has stopped planning and think that everything will come her way anyway, she was happy, calm and satisfied.
I got a strong intuition of just grabbing this little girl, look her in the eyes and say: NO! It won´t! Cause I saw myself seven years ago in that girl. I almost heard myself talking to myself seven years ago, happily 20-years-old with the world at my feet, writing poetry and happy in general. I said to her that I also stopped planning when I was 20, but I didn´t say that I also thought everything was going to come my way, but it didn´t. Cause things just don´t work that way. I kind of said now I am 27 and look at me. I wanted to look like a warning, maybe I was.
I said that I have been travelling and living randomly for many years now, I felt like I was in the same age as her and at the same time much older, it was so weird...
But I wanted to warn her! I wanted to tell her that life is so much harder than she will ever expect, at the same time I didn´t want to destroy her positivity, but I wanted to tell her to PLAN HER LIFE, plan and follow your own rules like there´s no other opportunity, I wanted to tell her to please follow her plans and don´t end up like me when you´re 27. Then I wanted to cry.