Friday, April 04, 2014

The mystical pooper


I thought I'd write this in English as a change, and also cause this kind of has an "international value". In Lonttis, a "mystical pooper" has turned up. Apparently when the mystical pooper needs to poop, s/he needs to do it NOW, on the fly, on the closest wall or fence actually. Because the mystical pooper poops on vertical areas. The first poop was shitten on a house wall, actually on the wall of the newest building in Lonttis, which we kind of saw as a protest poop. This morning, the mystical pooper had striked again! I was stunned.


I see the mystical pooper's actions as a form of protest against the urban landscape. I like the thought of well-dressed Sunday strollers getting horrified by these "cruel human actions" that no-one apparently wants to clean up. Fuck walls and fences. Poop on them.

4 comments:

jorg wobblington lopez said...

I like your english writing. I agree, it has an international value, kind of like a revolution. A "Poovolution" (copyright).

ponks said...

Haha. I was actually thinking you might enjoy some English after such a long Sweminance.

den elaka bloggaren said...

that's awesome! at my job we had this old (bag)lady who'd turn up every now and again and just totally poopify our entire public toilet! it was horrific! we had to bar her from the building in the end because the cleaners would probably have gone on strike otherwise.

ponks said...

lol. poomination!